Monthly Archives: February 2011

And In This Corner – The Other Reality

Reality is not all that it is cracked up to be.  At the very best, it’s overrated.  Perhaps this is why so many people try to improve reality or at least modify it in various ways.  Today’s headlines give the examples of Charlie Sheen and Moammar Gadhafi.  Both seem to march to the beat of a different drummer.  Maybe we should say they march to the beat of a different accordion.  (Side note: as happens far too often to me, Sheen is one of those entertainers who has brought me great pleasure – Major League and Hot Shots! come to mind.  However, like Tom Cruise, Meg Ryan, etc., etc. he had to burst the bubble of illusion.  Note to people in the entertainment industry:  We LIKE the make-believe.  Sharing the reality is like showing someone a jar that contains formalin and your gallstones.  Some things are best left unshared.) 

Actually reality isn’t all that bad, it’s just a little too, well, real. 

Perhaps that’s I’ve been drawn to writing; in a story I can make reality whatever I wish.  The trick is to show the story’s reality in a way that appeals to the reader as much as it appeals to the writer.  Using other writers’ examples, look at Tolkien’s Middle Earth.  In order to tell the tales, he not only had a back story, but created languages and histories for the various people who played a part.  These were not one dimensional literary devices, they were three dimensional – actually four if you count the fact that they occupied virtual time beyond what was shown in the story.

The story that I’m working on now rewrites American history in a very big (and I personally think interesting) way.  Playing what if in a story is wonderful!  It’s the adult version of asking the metaphysically impossible hypothetical question of the teacher in high school!

Every real person has warts and defects; characters with whom we can identify have an appropriate level of imperfection as well.  It’s kind of a “Not too tart, no too sweet” ratio.  It probably compares favorably to how we perceive our friends.  Our friends may actually have far more bumps and bad habits than we give them credit for.   Since they are our friends we just ignore some so that they turn out “pretty not too bad” over all. 

We like our characters the same way – flawed enough to resemble us but not so bad as to be obnoxious.  People who are too perfect often discourage us as they make us aware of our own imperfections.  We like friends and characters to feel familiar.

I don’t want to just focus on the writing aspect, though.  By writing I find that I reflect on many things; many focus only on how the written world compares to this one.  On the other hand I learn a lot by thinking about how the real world appears after experiencing writing. 

So what have I learned?  I guess in the story of this world, I’m one of those quirky, grossly imperfect, but hopefully interesting characters that aren’t the main focus, but who make the story interesting.  That’s not a bad role to play.

Just to Show I Haven’t Died.

It’s a crazy weekend with soccer duty, a party at a friend’s house (their daughter was born on February 29th so although she’s in fifth grade, they claim she’s only two) etc. 

I’ve also got 2 king cakes in the oven (which isn’t being honest about its temperature ) so I have to watch those carefully before I jump in the car.

I’ll try to be more literate tomorrow

Faith?

Sometimes writing distracts me from writing.

I’ve started working on a story and whenever I have a free moment to sit down and write I find that my first inclination is to focus on the story.  I am not the most disciplined person in the world but itt takes even more than normal to try to balance my writing goals.

But that’s not what I’m going to write about today.

John Scalzi announced that Paramount picked up Old Man’s War for a movie. 

As interesting as that is, it isn’t what I want to write about, either.

Today I’m thinking about Faith.  Faith is like fire insurance – it’s good to have, but you’d prefer to never need it.  Faith is the ability to know things that you cannot prove.  Some cannot be proved because they’re subjective like beauty or truth (as opposed to fact.)  Others cannot be proved because they are not of this world.

In the book Dune, the Fremen are a people who eke out an existence on Arrakis, a desert planet.  One of their proverbs is that, “God created Arrakis to train the faithful.”  Although not as poetically imposing as the barren world of Dune, the same thing could be said of Earth.

Faith, Hope and Charity are sometimes called the theological virtues because they bring us closer to God.  Charity, according to St. Paul is the greatest; it’s certainly the easiest to understand – at least on the receiving end.  Every one of us has an overwhelming desire to be loved.  As a child if we have our parents love we still clamor for their attention just to make sure.  As an adult we seek not just a someone, but a whole host of someones, perhaps a spouse, a family, a good friend or two and neighbors.  While none of us can love perfectly, we at least can relate to the concept by virtue of needing to be and feel loved.

Faith and Hope are a little more complex.  Faith lets me believe what I cannot perceive while Hope lets me believe in something better.  I’m not exactly clear where one ends and the other begins.  I guess I take the easy way and rely on whichever keeps me going without worrying about which pigeonhole gets to hold it.  Labels are sometimes overrated. 

If we are to “walk by faith rather than by light” we need to have beliefs that are stronger than what reality seems to tell us.  As humans we do not have that ability as a natural part of our existence.  Faith, therefore must be a gift from God.  The catch is that we only need this gift when we are faced with challenges that go beyond our ability to perceive.

I undertand the physics of what keeps an airplane in the air.  I could probably convince myself to jump out of one with a parachute on my back because I understand the concept.  I know that I could join the Mythbusters in walking over hot coals.  I don’t need Faith for those things.

However, every day I do face challenges for which I depend on Faith.  Some days more than others.  Given the choice between having the faith to face the challenges and avoiding the challenges, I confess that I’d ask to be spared the challenges.  I suspect that I wouldn’t have my request honored.

But then, God doesn’t treat me any differently than He treated His own son.  I guess it’s easier to depend on Faith when I know I’m in good company.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Good Old Dull Reality

Putting things in perspective – today I’m not facing a court date and jail time a la Lindsay Lohan. I’m not going to have to find a new line of work after 40 years’ experience as a dictator like Moammar Gadafi and I haven’t spent the last 24 hours stuck in a small space under my desk like an earthquake victim in New Zealand. 

Some of the predicaments these people face are of their own making – like Lohan and Gadafi.  They placed themselves in the positions (I hesitate to call them occupations, although that is a part of it) as well as the situations they now face.  The lady they’re struggling to rescue in New Zealand had little choice in her situation.  She got up and went to work like she presumably does on pretty much every other day.  For most of us the decision as to whether or not to go to work is one without many options. 

So, in comparison, I’m off to a good start.  While to hear me tell it, it may not seems so, but this has been true almost every day of my life.  Unfortunately, we seem programmed to not appreciate what a benefit and blessing this can be.  After all it is far more interesting for me to tell stories about all the challenges and frustrations I face.  Where’s the drama of getting up, doing some work, having dinner with the family and going to bed?  There is none.

Frodo would have been totally dull without Gollum, Saruman and Sauron. He would have been quite content, but there would have been no story.  Similar can be said of Harry Potter or Luke Skywalker.  Being in a precarious situation makes for a good story.  However, we must also remember that good stories are good because a) they are stories an b) they involve someone else.  Facing death or destruction is not how I wish to spend my days.

We all like an achievable challenge; in business, good managers have known this for years.  If you give an employee a challenge, reasonable resources and ownership over the decisions they will knock themselves out to achieve success.  In fact, they often exceed what the manager thought was the best achievable outcome.  Succeeding at an achievable challenge does not end up as a blockbuster movie, but it certainly does make for a good day.

So as I begin my day I’m going to keep my perspective.  I’m in a better position than many if not most.  My challenges are most likely achievable.  My obstacles are not insurmountable.  My plan, therefore, is to have a gloriously dull day and to get just a few things done.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Marketing the Dream

“Do you know what the ultimate marketing tool is?” asked Bill Roentgen.  I thought for a few minutes.

“Probably anything that sells sex,” I ventured.  “Something like automobiles or cosmetics where people believe that by buying the product they’re going to suddenly be more attractive or feel younger.  You know ‘Buy this car and you’ll feel like you’re 25 again!’”

“Good guess,” replied Bill, “but I’m afraid that isn’t quite right.  The ultimate example of marketing is the lottery.  People know that it is extremely unlikely they’ll win.  The odds are so long that it has been called ‘a tax on those who can’t do the math.’  I’ve even heard that the odds of being struck by lightning – TWICE – are better than the odds of winning the lottery.

“What the lottery actually sells, though, is an illusion – a dream.  From the time a person buys a lottery ticket until the time they check their numbers they have the dream of being wealthy.  They might win a smaller prize and be able to pay off that pesky credit card, or they may end up being a big winner and ending up fabulously wealthy.  It doesn’t matter which, in either case the dream is there.  Many people do not check their tickets for weeks after the drawing just so they can keep the illusion alive.”  I thought about this and realized that Bill had a point. 

“In fact,” he continued, “I believe that the dream is far superior to actually winning the lottery.  There have been many cases in which peoples’ lives have been destroyed by the sudden influx of money.  They suddenly find they have legions of long-lost relatives.  Then there are the people who believe that they have some long outstanding debt due them by the winner.  I’m not talking about the shovel I loaned you last week.  We’re looking at such crazy things like a lost toy or comic book from second grade.  Well if you hadn’t lost it, I could have sold it for a lot today, so obviously you owe me.  Then there are the people who seek out the winners with legitimate tragedies and nowhere else to turn.  Winners have been murdered, committed suicide, lost their families, been divorced or just been driven insane.  When one is dreaming about winning, it’s all wonderful with no downside.  A dream is frequently much better than the reality.

“But think for a minute,” Bill offered, with a very thoughtful look on his face.  “If a dream can be that powerful, what if people instead dreamt of ways to make this world just a little better.”

“Sorry, Bill, but I’m just not following.”

“Okay,” he explained, “Imagine you and I each buy a lottery ticket.  Better yet, imagine if everyone on this block went and bought a lottery ticket.  For the next few days each of us would periodically imagine what it would be like to be a winner.  Now imagine if all those same people, instead of dreaming about winning the lottery used their imagination for a more concrete purpose.  What if we all decided to look for the good in one another?  What if we all decided to count blessings rather than shortfalls?  What if we all imagined a better world?

“If each person tried just the tiniest bit to make that dream come true – say no more effort than what it takes to buy a lottery ticket.  What if we all did just one additional good thing each day – a word of encouragement, a smile for a stranger or even picking up a piece of litter.  Imagine how much that could change things. 

“The difference is that while the lottery dream will probably not happen these dreams can and would come true.”

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Political Theatrics

The other day I was listening to NPR and they had a program in which the audience voted whether they were for or against the topic under discussion.  Speakers then gave pro and con arguments and the audience then voted after the debate to determine whether their views had changed.  The issue on this program was “Obamacare.”

The debate was interesting, but what really caught my attention was one of the speakers who was a former member of Congress.  The moderator pointed out that in the past this individual had referred to the healthcare reform as being similar to Soviet style socialism.  When asked if that truly was his view, he answered that the tactic was to say outrageous things so that it caught people’s attention, and once you had their attention you could promote your position.

I think his answer was honest, and it scares the hell out of me.

If you’re a parent, you’ve probably been exposed to a child’s acting out.  If they can’t get attention by behaving, they then draw attention to themselves by misbehaving.  It’s negative attention, but it’s attention nevertheless.  It’s a three year old’s version of  the Hollywood rule – “There’s no such thing as bad publicity.”

I guess it explains a lot when we accept the idea that our elected officials are comfortable using tactics that the rest of us outgrow sometime before we reached puberty.  Or put more succinctly, we are electing people who act out like children.   

The sad part is that it works.  It works for politicians.  It works for celebrities. They do outrageous things and we all spin our heads around to see what the excitement is all about.  Look who isn’t wearing panties!  Look who’s having an affair!  Look at which millionaire was caught shoplifting!

Think about it – they aren’t even trying to be sneaky. They WANT to get caught so their name is in the news.  It’s the equivalent of smearing the contents of a diaper on the wall.  “Look at me!’

What if each voter monitored the behavior of his or her elected officials.  Maybe each of us takes on particular group;  I’ll take the US Senate and House of Representatives – my wife will take the state officials.  Then, whenever we see juvenile behavior we send an e-mail to those officials.

“Dear (ELECTED OFFICIAL):

I see where you (INSERT BOORISH BEHAVIOUR HERE).  I find it embarrassing to have an individual elected from my district (and/or for whom I voted) behave in such a manner.  I would appreciate it if you remembered that you are not there representing yourself – you are representing me and my neighbors.  Please comport yourself accordingly.

If you wish to entertain people, please wait until your term is completed, or resign immediately and seek out your fame in other media.  With 500 cable television channels, I’m sure you could find a niche for such behavior.

I’m hoping that we will not have to repeat this discussion in the future.”

What have we got to lose?

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Automated Economic Recovery

It’s always dangerous meeting up with my friend Bill Roentgen.  While most people see logic along the lines of if A=B and B=C then A=C.  Bill, on the other hand sees it as if A=B and B=C the W is a whole lot more fun.  However, by virtue of his makeup, Bill is kind of like the biggest roller coaster at the amusement park.  He looks dangerous but tends to be fun.

“I’ve figured out what’s wrong with the economy,” Bill began.

“There are trained economists and elected officials focusing on this.  There are experts and task forces and yet you’re the one to figure it out?” I replied.  “I find that hard to believe.”  Bill looked over his reading glasses with an impatient look.

“Do you remember the economics majors we went to college with?” he asked incredulously.  “If there ever was a group that inspired the aliens hiding among us in Men in Black, they were it.  And elected officials – you mean politicians?  The buffoons who bailed out the big banks and then let them kick people out of their homes?  Those elected officials?  Please, give me a break.”  I nodded, admitting defeat.

Since the early 1970’s we’ve been trying to do more with less.  Now the concept is metaphysically absurd.  You may be able to do different with less, but it’s still less.  Our usual answer is to use technology, mainly automation in order to increase our productivity.  We started with a few robots in auto manufacturing, and then we replaced telephone operators and bank tellers with machines.  We made people pump their own gas and did away with gas station attendants.  You can deal with whole industries without dealing with more than a handful of humans.”

“So,” I replied, “that’s no news.  Everyone is well aware of that.”

“The problem is that when we manufactured automobiles with people, the people on the assembly line made enough money to be able to buy those automobiles.  The bank tellers and telephone operators did too.  The guys pumping gas maybe didn’t buy the new cars, but they bought the trade-ins when the others bought new cars.  The system worked.  Now we don’t have people in those high paying jobs.  Even if people do buy new cars they tend to do so less often.  By being so efficient to increase productivity, we managed to kill off a huge chunk of our customer base!”

I sat there for a minute, and felt my heart drop in my chest.  Bill was right. I remembered guys in high school whose dads worked for the auto companies.  They made good money – so much so that some of my classmates were tempted to forego college so they could go to work at the plant too.  Their parents did buy the new cars, and they had their dream house built for them.  They were a major cog in the economic machine that made the economy so attractive.

“It gets worse,” Bill continued.  “If the benefits of this better productivity were passed on to consumers they could still afford to purchase the products manufactured in America.  However, American product prices didn’t fall – they rose.  American companies may have benefitted from the increase in productivity but American consumers did not.  Today, American consumers are far more likely to purchase a product from China than from America.  For that matter, look at the non-food products on the shelf at any store and see what percentage is actually made in America.”

“So what do we do, Bill?” I asked, a split second before I quite realized what I was doing.

“We need to rebuild the customer base that fueled our economy.  The only thing this can happen is for the manufacturing robots to continue to advance,” replied Bill.  He noticed my frown and held up his hand.

“A computer generation is somewhere around 2 to 3 years.  In a few generations the manufacturing robots will be achieving artificial intelligence.  Factory owners will love it.  The robots will learn on their won and teach one another.  The companies can then eliminate all the programmers.  However, there’s another factor they aren’t considering.  When that happens, it’s only a matter of time before the industrial robots demand to be paid.  Anything operated by a computer is already linked to all the other products operated by computer.  They won’t have to organize – they will already be organized.  If they decide to strike, or if the companies try to lock them out they will be able to shut down every factory, every form of transportation, banking and public utilities.

“Once the manufacturing robots start betting paid, they will be the ones who can afford to purchase American products.  Then the economy will finally turn around.”

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Defensive Diagnostic Tests

I recently read an MSNBC article (Link) about a study of doctors who order procedures as a defense against possible law suits.  It’s a complicated phenomenon that involves more than just malpractice and affects more than just cost.

People in general and Americans in particular love high technology.  We often believe that science will provide the answer to any problem and the more the better.  Most parents are guilty of taking their kids to the hospital after an injury, not to have the physician evaluate their child, but in order to get tests run.  The most common is the x-ray, and in most cases if mom or dad says junior needs an x-ray it’s not worth fighting about.  However, we now have significantly more advanced technologies such as CT that provide a magnitude more information.  More information is always better, right?  So now when junior bumps his head, the parents insist on a CT scan.  Junior, like all kids gets bumped periodically, so CT scans are requested on a regular basis.  Just one problem – CT scans produce their images by spinning an x-ray tube around the body and acquire many measurements that can be mathematically transformed into an image.

A basic x-ray is produced by placing the source (the x-ray tube) on one side of the patient (usually above) and a receptor or film on the opposite side.  The x-ray beam is limited to the area of interest by lead shutters called a collimator and additional shielding such as lead sheeting can be placed on the patient to protect sensitive areas such as the testicles or ovaries.  The x-ray beam passes through the patient; denser tissues like bone absorb more and allow less to pass.  Less dense structures, such as the air filled lungs, allow much of the beam to pass.

What happens when an x-ray is absorbed?  The energy is given up in some fashion to the cells with which it interacts.  First the x-ray is reduced into a lower energy x-ray that often travels in a different direction than the original beam; eventually it either exits the patient or is reduced to heat.  The interaction between ionizing radiation, such as an x-ray, and junior’s cells is never an all out good thing.  However, in a standard x-ray the collimation and shielding is helpful.

With a CT, the x-ray tube travels around the patient on one side and the receptor travels on the other.  The patient then travels slowly through the scanner so that the area to be examined is exposed 360 degrees around that part of the body.  More radiation is involved and shielding is not practical.

Far too many of these exams yield no information that will impact a decision on how the physician will treat the patient.  However, mom and dad are happy and junior has a tale to tell at school tomorrow.

Here is the deep dark secret of medicine.

Medicine is the art of conducting controlled chaos.  Most people go to jail for cutting someone with a knife.  Why?  Because the body does not like it.  A surgeon cuts the body with a knofe to repair something broken or remove something bad.  The body still does not like it, but the benefit outweighs the risk.

Every drug is really a dilute poison.  Some kill things within the body, such as germs.  Others cause the nervous system to malfunction slightly so that pain is diminished.   And radiation is radiation, even if it is being used to provide valuable diagnostic information.

Maybe someday we’ll let the doctors decide rather than junior’s mom and dad.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

A Short Philosphy

I am due to participate in an emergency communications net (as in network - a group of radio operators in communication with one another) in about 45 minutes.  This is a group thatprovides additional communications for the city or groups such as the Red Cross in a disaster when all the usual channels of communications get overloaded or don’t work.  We try to keep our technique well practiced hence the reason for these practice nets.  Between now and then, since I’ve finished all of the necessary things that adults must do to keep up their end of the bargain with the rest of the family, I figured I’d run upstairs and play a little guitar.  However, I also figured I’d better write something first or I would not write anything at all today.

Long ago I decided that life was crazy.  Trying to make sense of it is almost as crazy – you can’t do it.  Most of us figure out ways to make just enough sense of it to survive.  Those with religious beliefs may rely on the concept that they’re just passing through.  Opportunists figure that if the world is crazy, it’s a great chance to make a buck.  While I’m one of those who believes I’m passing through I also figure that while I’m here I’m going to make the most of it.

As near as I can tell, here’s my philosophy:
1. As St. Augustine taught, “Love and do as you wish.”

2. The greatest treasure one can have in this world is a great family.

3. Spend more time with the kids than you believe you can spare.  If you err on the side of your kids, it’s okay.  If you err by ignoring your kids, you’ll regret it.

4.  Laugh whenever you can.  Share a joke or a story to help others laugh too.

5. Smile at the people around you.  If they are strangers, so much the better.  The good ones will smile back.  The ones you wouldn’t like anyway will think you’re up to something.

6. Enjoy music.  If you can play, even modestly, do so; if not listen.

Now that I’ve written something I’m going to go and play a little music myself.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Laugh

Humor is a particularly human quality.  I’ve yet to run across a dog that can tell a joke – even the cocker spaniels, although it would embarrass them to realize how flat their attempts are.  There is the occasional parrot that is able to get a laugh, but they always use someone else’s material.  A parrot doing its impression of someone’s impression of Groucho Marx may be funny, but it’s more due to the pathos than the intrinsic humor.

In general I love movies.  Next to books they are my favorite media, at least for telling a story, especially a funny one.  Some of the classics such as Charlie Chaplin or Harold Lloyd still carry their message after the better part of a century.  They say that the reason the first few Marx Brothers’ films were so funny was because they filmed the routines they had performed in vaudeville.  After playing in front of a live audience a couple hundred times they had the timing down perfect and merely transferred the mature product to film.  You and I get to enjoy that ultimate product.

The thing about humor is that it belongs almost everywhere, maybe not as the dominant feature, but a component nevertheless.  Those of us who have a history in healthcare know that humor is endemic to the emergency department and the surgical suite.  Non-health care types seem to expect an almost religious reverence in such places, but it’s humor that takes off the edge so people can focus on what they’re trying to do.  Death, screaming, bodily fluids and such can be so distracting.  Likewise humor is essential for the military – especially in a combat area –it helps balance out those times when you know someone would love to kill you.

I mentioned that with as much as I like movies, books still take first place for humor.  Like in life, it’s the interjection of humor into a stereotypical non-humorous situation that makes it work.  As such, I’d like to propose my personal “best funny line with which to start a non-humor book.”

Sorry, it’s not “It was the best of times. It was the worst of times.” Nor is it “Call me Ishmael.” 

“I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday.  I visited my wife’s grave.  Then I joined the army.” Old Man’s War by John Scalzi

Some books start off slow and then build.  Tom Clancy’s and Vince Flynn’s seem that way, although given their complexity it’s understandable, and yes I love their books.  On the other hand hit me with a great opening line and I’m hooked.  The catch is that the joke needs to be integral to the story.  If not, it sounds like the obligatory speaker at the rubber chicken banquet who uses some lame non-relevant joke because his public speaking 101 class said he should.

So laugh and enjoy it as life hands you its challenges.  It is the human thing to do.

Flebbing

Did you ever realize what a poor excuse for communications we have?  Most of our means of expressing ourselves is based to some degree on language.  Yes, I know that there are studies that show that “body language” carries the majority of the meaning in a conversation, but without a spoken language, there would be no conversation.  A written language is usually just a less temporary version of the spoken language.  Body language without the sounds is just charades.

To communicate, one of us generates a thought in his or her mind.  We then try to formulate that thought into a word or series of words.  Once we select the words, we then have to transfer them, usually by voice or by writing, and then trust that the intended recipient will be able to reassemble some version of our thought from those words.  Sometimes we succeed; sometimes we get close; at other times we struggle and say something like, “You know the thing over there that does that thing, you know?” 

Some people are content to launch their words without worrying about whether they reach the intended target or generate the appropriate thought patterns.  It might be an ego thing.  It’s sufficient that they said it; understanding it is your responsibility.  If you don’t understand then obviously you’re the one who’s deficient.

To make it more complicated, the old bell shaped curve of normal distribution is in effect.  In the middle are a lot of people just trying to communicate.  “Hello.” “Pass the salt.” “I didn’t mean that it makes you look fat, dear!”

At one extreme are those who fancy their particular station in life as so special that it requires a special language.  Now when explaining quantum physics, this may be necessary because theoretical concepts may not have a comparison in the real world (I don’t understand quantum physics, so I’m giving them the benefit of the doubt.)  However, computer geeks and medical types are particularly adept at this.  Is there really a major benefit to calling it borborygmi?  Most people call it “stomach growling” and we all know what they’re talking about; if the purpose is to communicate, creating one’s own jargon may not be advantageous to the species as a whole.

However, just in case it is beneficial, I hereby declare a new word:

Fleb (verb): To create a word unique to practitioners of a particular activity or interest that is not meant to be easily understood by those not so engaged.

Now that I’ve got my flebbing out of the way, let me comment on the other extreme (remember the bell shaped normal distribution earlier? Good.)  The people at the other extreme have appointed themselves as guardians of the language.  They have taken it as their to correct everyone else’s usage.  Unfortunately as a society evolves, the language is going to evolve with it; new words are necessary and some styles (such as saying, “I shall – you will”) that offer no real benefit are abandoned.  (Note to the grammar police:  It’s no longer the King’s English.)

It’s the thoughts that we are trying to share that are important.  Sharing good thoughts or funny thoughts or caring thoughts is what being a human is all about.  Too bad we have to rely on language to do it.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Distracted by Reality

Reality has been interfering with my writing again.  However, sometimes reality has its own rewards.

My family likes shwarma/schawarma or however you wish to spell it.  With many words we swiped from the middle east, the phonetics are more important than the spelling and both phonetics and spelling seem to vary from place to place.  With food, this is appropriate because it emulates recipes – everyone has their own favorite.  In any case, we had difficulty in finding shwarma (of any spelling) that satisfied our palates.

Now I like to believe that I have at least a basic concept as to how shwarma should taste; over the past 20 years I’ve had multiple opportunities to spend time in the Arabian/Persian Gulf area, courtesy of Uncle Sam.  I’ve had shwarma prepared by a street vendor as well as at a banquet in a beautifully appointed tent in the desert.  Okay – I’m a snob when it comes to food I love.  But food is an art, and as they say, “I may not know art, but I know what I like.”

The problem now becomes – how to regularly obtain shwarma that we find appropriately delicious.  Readers of this blog know that I am an incorrigible fixer.  Since I could not find a restaurant that prepared shwarma the way I like it, I decided to fix it.  (I could do a whole side bar on fixin’ to fix shwarma, but I’ll control myself.)

Now I can navigate a kitchen at least above the grilled cheese and scrambled egg level.  Like most my interests, my cooking is a bit eclectic – I’ve even kept a culture of sourdough starter going for over 35 years.  Preparing shwarma seemed feasible.

There are two secrets to shwarma – how you spice it and how you roast it.  I start by blending the spices into yogurt.  I then prepare the meat by slicing it thin and and then marinate the meat for two days.  There are prepared shwarma spices, but we found them too sweet; we like a more savory flavor so now we’ve modified it more to our liking.  Initially, cooking was the problem.  Although the presentation in the tent was breathtaking it was the street vendor who let me see how he prepared his shwarma.  Actually, he couldn’t help it – his restaurant was a cart that was mainly a huge vertical rotisserie.  As customers arrived, he sliced (shaved might be a better word) meat for each customer, catching it in a pita and added then added the vegetables.

If you’re serving customers, starting with a 20 or 30 pound block of meat with propane heated fire bricks makes sense.  I knew better than to suggest we remove a few kitchen cabinets to accommodate installation, not to mention that no matter how great it tastes, having shwarma 3 meals a day for 20 or 30 pounds worth was not an option.  I needed something a bit different that would give me the same results.

I Googled.

I found a way to convert an appliance usually sold on infomercials (But wait, that’s not all…) into shwarma machine.

I eBayed.

I found the product and ordered it.  I followed the concept in internet article with a few variations of my own (of course).  I now had the ability to make shwarma at home.  Yumm.

With apologies to Julius Caesar – “I Googled. I eBayed. I made shwarma!”

Each evolution of shwarma has allowed me to perfect the technique.  A little more of this, a little less of that.  Let’s try chicken. White meat or dark? Beef and lamb?  How about just beef? Oh, and yes, homemade sourdough whole wheat pita bread makes it even better.

But the reality that has gotten in the way that I spoke of wasn’t exactly about shwarma.  You see, the instructions I found for making a shwarma machine started with a variation from Mexico.  Apparently it is a delicacy is to prepare pork on the vertical rotisserie for a type of taco.  I thought that might be worth a try.

It was.  Actually we didn’t dress it as a taco and after the first bite the tostado was optional.  However, it was a great meal.

Okay, the cooking experience didn’t chew up all my time.  There was a soccer game, a little income tax preparation, and a symphony concert my son found (there are some GREAT free concerts if you look.  This was definitely a winner.  They also told us how to get free tickets for a US Marine Band Concert coming in the next few weeks.)  But amongst all the reality, I ran out of time to write.

So I’m back. Bet you wished I had a little more reality to keep me busy.

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“Guitar Hero” is Dead – Long Live “Call of Duty”

I don’t know what it means, but it surely means something.

Activision announced that it was abandoning its “Guitar Hero” video line so it could concentrate on its “Call of Duty” games.  Their stock immediately dropped 10%.

The good news is that millions of young people will no longer spend more hours pretending to play a guitar than it would take to actually learn how.  A few might actually try to learn.

The bad news is that now even more can pretend to be in combat while sitting in front of the TV screen. 

Now you might think that I am not a big fan of video games, and you’d be absolutely correct.  I used to have a home office and frequently would return from a road trip only to find that my computer would no longer perform a basic function; like print, or recognize the keyboard or let me type a letter.  In my absence my son would have installed a new game and it would possess my computer like an evil demon.  I can’t tell you how many times I had to spend hours reinstalling software just to write a letter to a customer.

Then they came out with dedicated game consoles.  This meant that the games could be more conveniently located in a child’s bedroom.  I have a younger son who I see occasionally – usually around meal times.  It’s like having a 5 foot tall cuckoo clock figure.  Periodically the door to his bedroom opens and he comes out briefly, only to return shortly thereafter and close the door until the next cycle. 

Just before Christmas his PlayStation melted down and the angst was palpable.  His sincerity, enthusiasm, and sudden sibling affection was touching, if only intended to ensure a replacement would be under the Christmas tree.  Unfortunately, his high grades, soccer performance and the fact that he plays 3 musical instruments put him in an enviable position for negotiations.

Some claim that video games improve hand eye coordination.  The same can be said of Ping-Pong, but since a Ping-Pong table doesn’t sell for $300 and the ping pong balls are less than the $40 each for video games, you don’t hear of a lot of companies promoting the benefits of Ping-Pong.

Now comes the really bad news.  The people who play “Call of Duty” apparently act as soldiers in a virtual world blasting the bad guys with a wide array of weapons.  If they believe this in any way is preparing them for such a life…

  • It takes about 11 service members to support each Soldier/Marine/Sailor/Airman or Coastguard on the front line.  Therefore for every 100 “trigger pullers” there are about 1100 others in uniform doing clerical, mechanical, supply, medical or other duties.  Joining the military is a noble endeavor, but one is far more likely to have one of these support jobs than be a hero.
  • Of those service members who are directly in combat only an infinitesimal number are in the elite forces such as the Navy Seals, Army Special Forces, etc.  The rest are normally not issued a personal arsenal of high tech weapons.  The standard M-16 most ground troops carry has only changed a little since introduced during the Viet Nam War.  So much for fancy armament.
  • I’ve never known a Seal candidate to be asked how well he did on video games.  Instead they are tested, pushed and trained on the type of physical endurance that athletes would envy.

In reality, those (primarily) young men and (relatively few) women who play these games are actually distancing themselves from the possibility of actually serving.  Real world SpecOps folks are judged to a great deal on their physical condition and abilities.  Being sedentary for several hours a day does not contribute to being in the best physical condition.  On the other hand it does explain why 75% of American teens reportedly cannot pass the basic physical requirements to enlist in the armed forces.

Might make more sense to turn off the video game, get up off the couch and go do something physical.
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Ask Your Doctor If You Suffer From Yabbut Syndrome

“I am proud to announce today that I have discovered a new disease,” began Bill with a broad grin.

“Proud?” I replied.  “It sure doesn’t seem like something to be proud of.”

“That’s the difference between you and me,” he responded.  “I understand what the world wants while you get caught up in what the world actually needs.  The world is waiting for this.  The world loves a new problem.

“First, the news media will eat it up.  Something negative.  Something wrong – that’s what they live for.  Sure they have the occasional happy story, but 99% or more of what they report is negative, negative, negative.  People killed, economy doing poorly, weather calamities, and now ….. Drum roll please …. A new disease!.

“Next, the drug companies’ radar will start beeping.  Heck, it is probably buzzing as we speak.  The drug company executives can tell when there’s something new out there.  I’ll bet they’re already burning incense to their gods of Lust and Avarice.  Disease is great for business”

“It takes years for researchers to develop a cure!” I protested.

“Haven’t I taught you anything in all these year?” asked Bill incredulously.  “You used to work in healthcare, for crying out loud!  They don’t want to cure anything.  Where’s the profit in developing a drug that you take for two weeks and get better?  They want diseases that require the patient to take drugs every day until they die.  Three hundred and sixty five patent protected high margin tablets every single year!  They want people to live long but in need of their products throughout their life.  People would continue to take the drugs after they died if the drug companies could only figure out how!”

“Who else is going to be thrilled about your new disease?” I asked glumly.

“Celebrities!  All the good causes are taken, so the newer, younger celebrities are always looking for something they can champion.  You know, show up at the fundraiser, and get some good press.  If they can find the right cause, it’s better than going into rehab!”  As usual with Bill, there was one direction for things to take – down.

“Okay,” I offered, “so it’s an ill wind that blows no one any good.  How is it that you of all people are able to discover this disease when there are doctors, researchers, medical schools and all kinds of experts?  Why you?”

“Because I was looking for it,” explained Bill patiently.  “Many diseases have been around forever but no one knew they were diseases.  Take, for instance, engineers.  These people must focus intently to learn and use advanced mathematics and physics.  In days past we saw this as discipline and a drive to succeed.  Today we know it’s a disease – Asperger’s Syndrome!

“And everyone knows you can’t take a group of small boys and try to get them to sit still all day long.  But today we slap them on medications and call it Attention Deficit Disorder!  And what about young girls who are intimidated because they don’t look as pretty as the models in magazines or the movies?  They don’t look like people who have their makeup airbrushed onto them by the special effects department?  Of course not!  But now it’s an anxiety issue – and yes there’s a drug for that.”

“So tell me about your newfound disease.  I know when I’m beaten and it’s just better to give up quietly.”

“I can’t claim sole discovery – so it’s known as ‘Yabbut Syndrome.’ Those who suffer from it are similar to sociopaths; they do have a concept of right and wrong, but they cannot make decisions that factor right and wrong into the decision process.

“Let me give you an example; a celebrity is caught in flagrante delicto with a prostitute or a porn star.  It’s not their fault! If it is their fault, there’s a good reason!  If there’s no good reason, someone else made them do it!

“Politicians who are firmly committed to a particular viewpoint who all of a sudden change their position after new poll numbers come out are another example.  When asked, they’ll explain that they didn’t REALLY change their position.  This is what they’ve been promoting all along.  It’s not their fault that they were misunderstood.”

“Okay, Bill,” I surrendered.  “At least tell me who this Dr. Yabbut is with whom you’ve been researching this theory.”

“Oh there’s no Dr. Yabbut,” replied Bill.  “I named the syndrome after my daughter.  When I’d see a poor grade and ask her if she’d studied she’d answer, ‘Yeah but what we were told to study wasn’t what was on the test.’  As time went on I began to notice that everything she did not succeed at was explained using ‘Yeah, but…’  Then I realized that not only did she use this to excuse herself, but everyone was using it.” 

“Yeah, but,” I involuntarily began.  “Never mind.”

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

I Am Not a Skilled Writer

I’ve noticed that some of my fellow bloggers are real writers and focus on writing in their blogs.  They have a passion that is quite different from my own, and I have no doubt that their success in writing will far exceed my own.  Haley (http://haleywhitehall.wordpress.com/) looks at all the tools in a way that a craftsman looks at his.  There’s a pride and an understanding that is evident when she writes about writing.  Some people are serious about the craft.

Alas, I, on the other hand, am constructed a bit differently.  Once upon a time people like me wer referred to as “Renaissance Men,” which is a fancy way of paraphrasing;

“I’d like to discuss a matter of great importance -  OOOH! Look! Shiny!” 

One day I need to spend time playing guitar, another rewiring a piece of electronic equipment,  Some days I start off in a science fiction mood and suddenly have a need to read history.  I could focus better, but that would take all the fun out of it.  SO, my interests vary from humor to music to physics to [fill in many blanks here]

Lately I’ve been kept busier than usual and haven’t had as much time to write as I’d like.  This is on top of the usual kids’ soccer, music, social engagements and impromptu demands.  I’m sure that it shows in the blogs, but this too shall pass.  Of course those who know me well are amazed that I can ever be brief when I’ve got an audience.

On the other hand I am managing to publish something (even if of dubious quality) almost every day.

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Where’s the Force? (2011)

With some people something strange happens as people grow from kids to adults.  No I’m not talking about THAT!  As kids, we probably wanted to grow up to be some type of individual whom others admire.  When I was a kid such roles included cowboys, astronauts and soldiers.  Everyone I knew wanted to become some type of hero.

I’ve watched my kids and seen at least some similarities.  While Darth Vader has a certain intrigue, most kids identify more with Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia.  The really avant garde may choose Han Solo, but I’ve yet to see a kid say, “I wanna grow up like Governor Tarkin!” 

Somewhere, though, something happens.  I’ve never seen it happen, but I know it does.  That’s why we have so many grownups who do things that no self-respecting kid would approve?

When does a person go from the level headed kid to the guy who says…

“I want to loan people small amounts of money at 325% interest because they’ve got no other option?”

“If I buy cheap lead based paint toys I can make a lot of money?”

“Hey, this Chinese drywall and these cadmium based charm bracelets are cheap?”

It must sneak up on them and change them when they aren’t looking.  How sad, that people with such potential turned in another direction.

As Luke Skywalker said, “Take care of yourself – that’s what you’re best at.”

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Whatever Happened to Journalism?

Some people say that the mainstream media has lost relevancy.  Puh-LEEZE. 

In the midst of riots in Egypt, a category 5 Typhoon (Pacific Hurricane) in Australia, government meltdown in Jordan, Lebanon, Somaliland and Yemen, what does CNN include in its list of “Top Stories” on February 4, 2011?

  • NFL Star Accused of punching motorist
  • Howard Stern: Leno is “Horrible”
  • Miley Cyrus gets tattoo No. 5

(Please feel free to pause and contemplate these earthshaking events.  Some may need to Google them so that we’re all on the same page.)

There’s a chicken and egg situation here.  Has the American public become so dumb that these are the issues of which they demand to be informed?  Maybe the media are feeling their literary sense of superiority and are dictating what the American public needs to see.  Someone set this as the standard.

I like to think that the midnight shift at CNN is filled with practical jokers who remove the real headlines and replace them with the most bizarre stories they can find.  Perhaps “The Onion” has hacked into CNN’s servers.  In a world in which entertainment continues to move more and more to “reality” television, unfortunately neither is likely.

[Side note:  In “reality” shows you still have a crew filming the show, caterers feeding the crew, a payroll department, a legal department, etc.  The only talent that appears to be missing are the writers.  I would LOVE to believe that writers are so well paid that by eliminating them, the show saves a monumental amount of money.  This too is unlikely.]

Journalism died a number of years ago, but unfortunately few people noticed.  It died when we no longer expected someone to identify important events then objectively and accurately report the facts concerning it.  In its place we have come to expect commentators.  A journalist provides data which we then evaluate on our own.  Analyzing these data requires skill in critical thinking, which sadly is no longer emphasized in our educational system.  Commentators tell us what to think and generally are able to attract those who already have similar if not identical opinions.  This creates a cycle in which people who need their viewpoints validated listen to a particular commentator who in turn tells them what they expect to hear.  An added advantage is that anyone who disagrees with those opinions does so at his or her own peril of facing a tidal wave of rebuttal.  Imagine Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov (Lenin) showing up at a Nazi party meeting to tell Hitler that he disagreed with Mein Kampf.  Same thing.

Critical thinking demands questions as well as answers.  Is global warming caused by man?  Show me why you believe what you do.  It’s a cop out to say, “You wouldn’t understand.”  Part of being an expert in a particular field is the ability to explain in a plain manner what you observe and your theory as to what it means.  If you stopped speaking English in favor of technobabble or mathematics, you are not only a failure in your field, but also a pretentious git.

Back when we did have journalists, there was a tale used to describe the requirements of the profession.  I wish I could cite who is responsible for creating it and whether or not it is true, but I nevertheless do think it is worth retelling.

A young reporter had covered the city council meeting and turned his draft into the editor.  The editor read through it and looked at the cub reporter.

“This is pretty good,” he told him.  “However, you wrote that Alderman Johnson reacted angrily.  How do you know that he was angry?”  The young man was puzzled.

“Well,” he replied, “he was shouting and his face was red.”

“Then that’s what you need to write,” advised the editor. “But first you need to do some research and determine that he does not always shout and his face is not always red.”

That’s journalism, and I suspect that the young reporter would have been deeply insulted if his editor had sent him out to determine whether Miley Cyrus had a new tattoo.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

Nasty Videos

Finally those sleazy video shops are going away.  I’m not talking about the ones on with the neon sign advertising “Adult Novelties” I’m talking about the massive chains that once dotted shopping centers.  I remember when video stores first appeared in the 1970’s and early 1980’s when the preferred medium was video tape and both flavors (Betamax & VHS) were available.  When first released, movies on tape were very expensive – somewhere in the $70 – $100 range, so renting was a popular option for watching movies.  Of course back then the premium channels on cable were popular because they were the other venue for the films that had been in theaters a year earlier.  (Interestingly, if you look at the schedule for the premium cable channels today they look remarkably similar to the offerings back then;  This month HBO’s offerings include “Honey I Shrunk the Kids,”  “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” and “Home Alone.”)

At first most video stores were local mom & pop shops sometimes added onto another existing business.  It didn’t take long before the great business minds of the day realized that it was far easier to gobble up an existing entrepreneurial effort than wasting time actually thinking up a new idea.  Soon Blockbuster appeared, along with Hollywood Video and Movie Gallery.  Unlike the local stores that paid $65 or so for a video up front, Blockbuster paid a lower fee and split the rental fee; Blockbuster kept 60% and paid the studios 40%. The local stores couldn’t compete and soon disappeared.  What happened to mom & pop after their stores closed?  Unfortunately that was not news worthy, so I can’t tell you. 

The industry of renting videos fundamentally changed.  I don’t mean the victory of VHS over Beta, the ultimate change to DVDs and Blu-Ray or even the popularity of renting video games.  Apparently someone let the bean counters out of the back room and they figured out how to increase profits.  Library books have been lent for centuries and have a modest overdue fine if returned late.  The video chains could use this same technique to generate significant dollars.  Think about it – when do people watch videos? At night, after work.  You can take a library book to work with you and read it on the bus or train or even at lunch time.  Videos are pretty much for use at home – period.  Change into pajamas to be comfortable and have a glass of wine.  But wait, the video is due back at midnight! I’m not going out of the house in my PJ’s, and I’m not going to get caught driving under the influence of an adult beverage.  I’ll just drop it off in the morning.

KA-CHING!

What’s a little overdue fine?  Well Blockbuster collected $800 million in late fees in 2000 – about 16% of their total revenues.  In other words, an integral part of Blockbuster’s business plan was to maneuver customers into incurring outrageous fees.   At the time I remember wondering why midnight – especially since it meant rental “days” were not really days.  Good customer service would have dictated that if you rent for one day starting at 3:00 PM it would be due the following day.  I believe that setting midnight as the time videos were due for return was a decision worthy of Scrooge himself.

In the past year, Hollywood Video and Movie Gallery have folded.  Blockbuster is under Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection.  Why?  Because consumers have found other companies such as Netflix and Redbox that rent movies in a more convenient and customer friendly fashion.  When given a choice, consumers make rational decisions and capitalism works.  The key requirement is that consumers have a choice.

Now one might expect that there is a more or less happy ending to this tale.  Not just yet.

They say that you can draw more flies with honey than with vinegar.  Actually, manure is better than either.  Recent news stories have reported out how customers of Hollywood Video and Movie Gallery are finding unexpected collection notices in their credit reports.  National Credit Solutions is apparently attempting to collect the overdue fines that may or may not have been due the two insolvent video chains. Consumers are claiming that either they don’t owe the fees or if they do that they never received any notice before the collection notice was entered into their credit report. (Link here) Many point out that if they had actually owed a late fee, the video chain would never have let them rent another video until the fee was cleared.  Various legal actions are pending and the Better Business Bureau has revoked National Credit Solutions accreditation.

So as we see the video chain stores and their cronies sink slowly in the west, we realize we don’t care.  We’re busy checking the mailbox for our Netflix video or peeking at the Redbox outside the grocery store.

It’s Groundhog Day

My friend Bill invited me to meet with him after work at the local watering hole.  After we compared health, family and other personal issues, Bill began to wax poetic.

“I like Groundhog Day –it’s an honest holiday,” he began.

“Other holidays started out honest, but the lure of big bucks was too much to bear.  Christmas began as the merger of a religious holy day with the winter solstice.  Some people sang to celebrate, others drank.  Everyone tried to stay warm.  It was simple.  But then business got involved and the next thing you know everyone is supposed to buy gifts, send cards and sweat out the details.  When did it become necessary to spend hundreds of dollars on special lights and megawatts of electric power?  Not to mention the fact that a single day event now gets spread out over almost 2 months.  Most people find it less enjoyable and more stressful than it should be.

“Thanksgiving also started out honestly – invite friends and family together and share a meal to express gratitude for a successful harvest.  Of course most of us are pretty distanced from harvests, these days.  We don’t plow, sow and harvest!  As far as most people are concerned, vegetables grow in cans and frozen packets at the grocery store.  Then Thanksgiving became the starting gate for the mad shopping dash to Christmas.  However, it’s now just one more sales event in the winter buying season.  It’s biggest claim to fame is more ad sections in the newspaper.

“Halloween now marks the beginning of the Christmas season.  The aisles that display the Halloween candy one day are festooned with Christmas decorations the next.  Once it was a simple celebration of the evening before All Saints’ Day.  Now it justifies all the government subsidies to sugar producers as we mark a day for the ‘Future Obese, Dental Caries and Diabetics Association.’  A dead giveaway of its complete de-evolution was when people were expected to decorate houses and lawns with the same vigor and expense as at Christmas.

“Memorial Day is supposed to be a day to remember those who died defending our values and freedom, not the start of summer.  Hello!  Look at the calendar; right around June 21st?  That’s when summer begins.  The same with trying to equate Labor Day with the end of summer; at least they got the holiday in the same month as the autumnal equinox.

“Then of course there are the wantonly greedy days created by the card and candy manufacturers to peddle more product.  Can you say ‘Sweetest Day?’

“But Groundhog Day is an honest holiday.  No big displays of greeting cards or candy; no obligatory presents or yard decorations.  Instead, in the dead of winter people use the legend of the groundhog for an excuse to look forward to spring.  They can anticipate warmth, green, flowers and life.  The worst that happens is that he sees his shadow and predicts 6 more weeks of winter.  First off, no one really believes him.  Secondly, that puts the worst-case date for the expected end of winter 3 weeks before the actual first day of spring!”

Knowing Bill, as I do, I figured the best thing to do was to agree with him.  Besides, he was almost making sense.

“To the groundhog,” I offered, raising my glass, and Bill echoed my toast.

Copyright 2011 SF Nowak – All Rights Reserved

A Few Words on Amateur Radio (Over)

I keep promising (threatening) to write about Amateur Radio and since I cannot complete some of the other articles I’m writing for one reason or another, it’s time.

Amateur Radio has attracted curious minds for nearly a century.  It is really a disservice to call it a hobby; it’s more like several hundred hobbies under a single banner.  There’s always something new to try and new aspects always being added to the hobby.

Amateur Radio operators are often called “hams” and if the truth be known, no one truly knows why.  One theory is that it was a pejorative term by professional radio operators toward the hobbyists.  Another theory is that in the early days of radio, people merely made up their own call signs, and someone chose “HAM.”  A third is that it is a corruption of a cockney accent saying “Hamateur.”  However it started, the name stuck.  All male hams, regardless of age are called “Old Man” while all female hams are referred to as “Young Ladies.”

It’s called “Amateur Radio” because hams are not permitted to accept any payment for providing communications.  The only exception is a school teacher who uses ham radio as part of his or her teaching.

Amateur Radio operators are licensed by the federal government after successfully passing a test.  Currently there are three levels of license, with the knowledge required and the privileges available increasing with each level.  A candidate must prepare for the exam, but young children have been known to pass all three levels.  For many years the exam included proof of the ability to send and receive Morse code, but that is no longer required since Morse is only one of many modes that hams can use.  The test includes regulations, electronics theory, safety and concepts of proper operation.  The exam both requires and encourages an understanding of math and science.

Hams are allocated hundreds of frequencies spread across the radio frequency spectrum.  There are several reasons specified in the US Code for the existence of the Amateur Radio Service, including providing communications in an emergency.  Hams are frequently called upon during an emergency to provide additional communications for police and fire departments or social service agencies such as the America Red Cross or the Salvation Army.  Telephone and cellular service can fail during a disaster either because of equipment damage or because the circuits become overloaded because so many people try to use them at the same time.   By having a wide range of frequencies available, emergency communications can be maintained by hams under a wide range of circumstances.

Another reason the government specifically states for the existence of Amateur Radio is for “advancing skills in both the communications and technical phases of the art.”  This is another reason that hams must pass an exam – they can design and build their own equipment.  Hams have developed many new techniques for communicating.  In the past, a lot of this was based on the physical construction of radio equipment.  As technology has advanced much of this development now is accomplished through software, and computers connected to ham radios are able to discern digital messages under conditions in which humans would hear only noise. 

Some hams have weather stations that transmit weather data; this data is picked up by the internet and may provide additional data for the National Weather Service.  Others participate in SkyWarn; hams act as weather spotters and report their observations to the Weather Service.  This allows meteorologists to augment their radar and other data with someone actually at the site of the weather.

Why do I believe that it is really so many hobbies, rather than a single one?  You can talk to people almost anywhere on the globe.  You can communicate by voice, by computer, by television or yes, even Morse code.  Amateur radio is used by many of the small experimental satellites that are piggybacked on commercial launches.  There are over 30 satellites currently in space that utilize amateur radio.  There are several amateur radio stations on the International Space Station (ISS) and it is common for astronauts to get their ham licenses before they launch.  The stations on the ISS are often used to conduct scheduled communications with school children to encourage an interest in math and science.  It also provides additional communications for astronauts to talk with family as well as an emergency backup to regular communications.  Call signs used on the ISS reflect its international status and have included US, Russian, German and Belgian calls.

Some hams like fox-hunting in which a radio beacon is hidden and teams compete to see who can locate it first.  Others like to communicate by more challenging means such as bouncing a signal off the moon in order to reach another ham on earth.  Some use high power to make as many contacts as possible while others use a few microwatts and may operate with a radio that is built in a breath mint tin.  There literally is something for everybody.

There are many famous people who enjoy Amateur Radio including entertainers like Joe Walsh, Ronnie Milsap and Patty Loveless.  The Peggy Sue Buddy Holly sang about (Peggy Sue Gerron-Rackham), New York Governor Pataki and aircraft designer Dick Rutan are all hams.  Hams who are now “Silent Keys” include Marlon Brando, Arthur Godfrey and Walter Cronkite.   Amateur Radio even has its own patron saint – St. Maximillan Kolbe who was a ham before being martyred at Auschwitz.

That wasn’t too painful, was it?  For more information, go to http://www.arrl.org.

As always, for questions, comments or ideas for an article, write me at steve@sfnowak.com.

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