My life is fairly typical. I go to work. I come home.
On weekends I putter around the house.
A ten minute repair job can take me an hour because I spend at least 50 minutes looking for my tools.
I’ve gotten to the point that I freely buy one more pair of pliers, one more screwdriver, or whatever. My friends tell me how their kids borrow their tools and eventually they find a rusted mass of metal that is vaguely pliers shape out in the yard.
My tools just disappear for long periods of time then magically re-appear.
Flashlights are even worse. I think my son uses them to find his cat, who likes to play hide-and-seek with him by hiding under my bed. In any case, flashlight after flashlight disappears.
One day my wife suggested that there was a parallel universe and between myself and my alternative counterpart, we had to share things. She indicated it made sense because socks followed the same pattern. They’d disappear in the drier. Weeks later they’d show up. Of course I thought she was crazy.
I stopped at Wally-World and bought a handful of additional flashlights. One by one they began to disappear. I told my wife I was going to use my label maker and mark them with “This is Dad’s flashlight! Do not touch under penalty of death!”
They all disappeared.
This morning there was a flashlight on my nightstand. The side was marked with a label that said, “!htaed fo yltanep rednu hcuot ton oD !thgilhsalf s’daD si sihT”
I thought about it all day.
When I got home, I opened a bottle of wine and brought 2 glasses into the family room. I poured a glass for my wife and said, “Please, tell me about this parallel universe idea of yours.”
So nice to see other households battle with the same issues we have! In our house, it is the scissors that mysteriously disappear and re-appear several months later. Worst thing is, when I need one, not one will be found. When I don’t need it anymore, I will see three in one day, stored in weird places in the house.
The problem my friend is your buying the WRONG tools.
Ya GOTTA get the ones without legs on them.
It’s nice to be normal though,