Isn’t it amazing that all these birds know the exact date and where they’re supposed to be? Especially the buzzards who know to wait until the Sunday following the date.
I’m not buying it.
Do we hit our scheduled arrival times as accurately?
Not a chance.
Most of the time they can’t even get you and your luggage to the same place at the same time.
Of course, the buzzards and swallows don’t have to print out their boarding passes at home, arrive at the point of departure an hour ahead of rime, pay for each piece of checked luggage and be searched by security.
Maybe that’s why they can keep a schedule.
(and, no, I don’t know why the font isn’t consistent!)