FoxNews had a feature on its website today about “Blood Sucking Monsters in the US.”
Spoiler Alert – Several of them are not actually in the US, with the possible exception of a few zoos. (Don’t you hate things labeled “Spoiler Alert”?)
One of the examples was the Vampire Finch.
I’m not making that up.
That’s just plain wrong, like the killer rabbit in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
If only I had the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch, I’d feel safer.