(Or is it already broken?)
New Jersey Newsboys
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The State Health Department has identified an “epidemic of apathy” among school children, and is seeking its cause. When questioned, school officials responded that they didn’t think it was any big deal, and frankly, they didn’t care.
A near riot broke out at the employment office as desperate job seekers trampled one another in their efforts to be hired by the weather TV channel as the person who stands outside in the hurricane and advises everyone to stay indoors.
Well known hacker group “Anymouse” today accidently hacked and launched a denial of service attack against their own computer servers. A spokesman explained, “We already hacked everybody else. What else could we do?”
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