Blitherings

Isn’t it amazing that all medications last for exactly 24 hours?

Over my lifetime I’ve been alternately told that coffee is bad for me, then good for me. Same for spinach. Oh, and oatmeal.

I no longer care what they say about red wine. I’ve got my own opinion.

The veterinarians’ office near my home has a sign that reads, “Dogs have owners. Cats have staffs.”

I’m not exactly sure what my parrot thinks the arrangement is.

It was only a matter of time. We stopped lining bird cages and wrapping garbage in newspapers. That’s when circulation plummeted.

Maybe those were the real reasons people subscribed.

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