We interrupt this uproar about the NSA to present the following commercial announcements:
The left handed velvet backscratcher that you looked at last week is now on sale at the following internet sellers…
According to your cellphone GPS, here’s a coupon for the store across the street.
People who looked at left handed backscratchers, are often interested in left handed scissors.
Your Instagram of your Chicken Parmigiana a Bella Piano’s has gone viral.
Uncle Vito’s Frozen Chicken Parmesan is on sale at your local Food Shoppe.
Did you know that many people use a left handed back scratcher while eating Uncle Vito’s Chicken Parmesan?
Facebook wants you to be sad about those poor chickens.
We now return you to the furor over NSA, already in progress.