Don Adams
“Get Smart”
We interrupt this uproar about the NSA to present the following commercial announcements:
The left handed velvet backscratcher that you looked at last week is now on sale at the following internet sellers…
According to your cellphone GPS, here’s a coupon for the store across the street.
People who looked at left handed backscratchers, are often interested in left handed scissors.
Your Instagram of your Chicken Parmigiana a Bella Piano’s has gone viral.
Uncle Vito’s Frozen Chicken Parmesan is on sale at your local Food Shoppe.
Did you know that many people use a left handed back scratcher while eating Uncle Vito’s Chicken Parmesan?
Facebook wants you to be sad about those poor chickens.
#sad chickens
We now return you to the furor over NSA, already in progress.
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