I do not like to get this spam;
I do not like it, Sam-I-am!
I don’t want money from a prince,
Nor my [BLANK] to grow an inch.
I do not want spam on my phone,
I want my email left alone.
I bought my computer to be for me,
But spam is all I seem to see.
I will not stand for all this spam,
I will take action Sam-I-am.
While others may say I’m a nut,
My Internet cable I have cut.
* With apologies and fondness to Theodor Suess Geisel – “Dr. Suess”