Today’s Fake Breaking News Headlines

RUSSIA

Vladimir Putin, having already mastered everything else, will star as lead dancer for the Bolshoi Ballet next season, but only for roles that require him to be without a shirt. “Every Russian loves culture,” he explained, “so it’s a natural fit. Besides, many of the techniques used in ballet are based almost entirely on the martial arts, in which I am already an expert.”

Putin went on to explain that the recent tensions between the United States and Russia are due to the accumulation of many issues. “I tried to ignore it when Al Gore claimed that he, not I, invented the internet. I tried to be a good sport when Barack Obama got the Nobel Peace Prize because he wasn’t George Bush. Hell! I’m more not George Bush than he’ll ever be! And—–and, to cap it off, my daughter is infinitely hotter than Trump’s.”

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One response to “Today’s Fake Breaking News Headlines

  1. Hola Steve: My comment is not exactly on the topic of your blog, but it is about the ongoing saga of FAKE NEWS and the war between what I consider the BIASED MEDIA and our President. What is shaking up the BIASED MEDIA most–the content of what President Trump is saying, or merely the fact that he is defending himself?

    Here’s what I came up with as my answer. For years and years, it’s been OKAY that the MEDIA write and speak about the people, but it’s never been okay for PEOPLE to write or speak about the media.

    President Trump is not only the first to do it, but the first to do it successfully.

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