For many years, I wrote a satire column for a medical journal. No, really, I did.
I’ve decided that I am going to return to my roots. You can expect more satirical humor in this blog. It will be sophomoric in line with National Lampoon, Mad Magazine, Second City TV, and the first five years of Saturday Night Live.
Anyone wishing to contribute ideas or whatever, feel free to let me know.
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(Intergalactic Press 30 July 2020) Intelligence services from more than 20 western nations have reported today that Russia is indeed involved in paying the Taliban to attack US military personnel. It is not true that the Russians want American service members killed. However, using sophisticated Russian weapons technology, any targeted American soldier will immediately develop heel spurs, making that soldier totally unsuitable for any military duties.
Senate Mitch McConnell’s office declined to comment due to his entire staff being preoccupied with an all-out search for his chin.
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I promised sophomoric and delivered sophomoric.