Today’s Fake News!!

Ted Cruz demands the Justice Department pursue investigation into Big Birds use of drugs and advocating their use to children.

Meanwhile, Mr. Potato Head remains in hiding after Senator Cruz campaign against him. Rumors persist that Cruz had the popular children’s character “scrubbed, baked, and stuffed” before he disappeared at a Texas Democratic Party $1,000 per plate fundraiser.

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