Donald Trump’s legal teams filled motions in 37 state and federal courts today.
Thirty-six of the courts’ clerks pointed out that Trump had no current or pending legal issues at this time and returned the documents to his legal team.
“I guess it’s become habit to keep filing motions, appeals, or requests for change of venue. It’s better to be safe than sorry. Besides, we don’t get paid whether we file or not,” replied the head of his legal team du jour.
In the 37th case, Trumps team had filed an injunction against another group of Trump lawyers, The clerk of that court says that he debated whether to throw the filing into a ditch in Pennsylvania or to forward it to the Jewish LASER authorities. Instead, he claims that he “accidentally” dropped it into the shredder
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